we are family

mary: mom-guess who is supposedly single
mom:NO- HE's not
mom:yes!this means you can finally marry him
dad:my mary won't marry a cheat
mom: he won't cheat on her
dad:my mary won't marry a cheat(voice raising)
mom(to dad):well, you always wanted her to end up with brad pitt
dad:well at least he was a good-looking cheat
mom: HE is good-looking
mary:no he's not
john: this is becoming uncomfortable
dad: my mary won't marry a cheat(the kind of voice that signals END OF DISCUSSION)
john:no wonder i never stay home at night
(sorry-the name had to be withheld to protect the guilty)

obviously-another not so exciting day around here...e and I are going to hear a wedding band prospect tonite- so maybe there will be something entertaining to post about tomorrow!